christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity)

urbancatfitters:

“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised

(Source: urbancatfitters)

drarna:

the bible says adam and eve not uggs and shorts

(Source: neptunain)

cokeflow:

jakemalik:

I love the new iOS7 so cool how it makes your phone waterproof now

I trusted you…

(Source: hi)

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

petparent:

*gets sweaty from blogging*

(Source: barebackinq)

life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

(Source: michaxl)